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Anonymous : ok so im white and i really wanna use the n-word well im already using it but not in a derogatory way in a cool way i like jamming to little wayne and stuff was just wondering is there anyway a white person can gain access to using the n word without black people being offended like is there a certain amount of black friends i can have to be able to say it ? once again not being disrespectful just in a cool way

bulletproofwithoutthevest:

queenazherspitsfire:

ararejewelnjasmine:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

moda-senza-tempo:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

little wayne ? 

ok u want access to the word lemme huddle up with my ancestors real quick and come up with a solution bruh i got u right now

*whispering sounds*

pshwhwhwww “not derogatory he says”

pshwhwhwww “he actually spelled out little?? *group laughter*”

pswhwwhwhw “certain amount of black friends”

pswhhwwhwh “no no no in a cool way”

"ok i got the solution "pswhwwhwhhwhw"

pswhwhwhwh “you sure ? if he does that he will gain access?”

pswhwhww “ok ill let him know

ok sir im back :)  they said wrap your entire body in steaks, and go into a cage and lock yourself in with at least 13 tigers who have been deprived of food for 3 or more days then and only then will you be allowed to use the the n-word

have fun tell me how it goes :) I cant wait for you to be able to say the n-word with me we’re gonna have so much fun

No this nigga did not say lemme huddle up with my ancestors! Then put a picture of a huddle! I’m cackling!!!!

lol we had to talk about it :)

"pswhwwhwhw…"
LMAO!! I can NOT breathe!!!! 😩😂😫

This was so excellently done I’m dying y’all I swear I’m in my bed cracking up

lmao

imsammarie : You love All girls except white girls 😞

prettyboyshyflizzy:

i aint say all that, i love errybody but as far as dating

i just love my black queens shawty but luckily there’s tons of lame self

hating black dudes out there for u, do a twitter search for terms such as

"eww darkskin"

"i hate natural hair"

"black girls are ghetto "

"i dont like black girls"

BUT WAIT THERE’S MOREE!!!!!!!

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critically acclaimed hits such as

"why don’t they wear weaves"

but they cant make up there mind so we also have

"why do they wear weaves"

"white girls winning"

and my personal favorite

"chance the rapper makes good music"

I wouldnt be a good salesmen if I didn’t show you the product so lets try it out

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lets try for another result

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ahhh here we go

found the first 3 potential bachelors for u

For the low low price of 3 installments of your pride and dignity

you can be well on your way to finding u a coon black dude who loves snowflakes

happy hunting

and dont forget to tell em flizzy sent ya for a whopping 30 percent off the suggested retail price

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WOW!! what a deal my heads gonna explode

GADZOOKS!!! 

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HOW COULD ANYONE PASS UP THIS AMAZING OFFER

Its available for a limited only so call now

1(888)-whitegirlswinning

or

our toll free number 763-thatsmyniggatshirtshalfoff

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what are ya waiting for

Reblog - 17,685 noteswow-man:

i hope they grow to be great, successful, respectful, and well dressed black men..
Reblog - 11,972 notestsunamiwavesurfing:

baremidrifffs:

Oh my god

this is the best
She kissed as if she, alone, could forge the signature of the sun
by
Saul Williams, , said the shotgun to the head.

only one girl i dated was a “good kisser” that is no joke. and not to be taken for granteddd just sayin!

(via
ifnothingelsebekind)

(Source: words-and-coffee, via thepoetspace)

So I stopped combing my mind so my thoughts could lock/ I’m tired of trying to understand/ Perceptions are mangled, matted & knotted anyway
by Saul Williams, Untimely Meditations  (via
ifnothingelsebekind)

(Source: holaafrica, via thepoetspace)

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

(Source: ashagreyjoyed, via autumeofftheheezay)

I will draw anybody who reblogs this

yattakid:

let’s see if this works. Will tag you in it once I’m finished.

Please make sure I can find your face under a tag or click through. I can’t draw you if I can’t find your face.

(via poetic-floetry)

Reblog - 1,120 noteslovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lurkthejerk:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

(Source: farfrompaid, via adreamdeferred)

cheersapplespears:

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

she be knowing

(via vineciatanai)

thabootyscholar:

ayeeeeee

(Source: vinebox, via janaesherri5)

Reblog - 1,056 notespsychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)
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